They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.

1. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
2. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
3. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?
4. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

Red Five standing by. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

He is here. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

I’m trying not to, kid. I call it luck. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!?

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… I find your lack of faith disturbing. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I call it luck.

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I find your lack of faith disturbing.